Time for the garden update…..   August’s 15th photos are products not plants.   Following are pictures of food harvested from our garden on or around August 15th.    

Things--great things--are happening in the garden.   Great things are also happening at home.   Summer is squeaking to a close, autumn is around the corner, most of us are back in school, and the nights are getting cool.    Here is a summary of current events on the Hislop Happy Half Acre.


Lance lost 30+ pounds and found five lawn mowers.   The one we ruined because we neglected to oil it is hanging out in the barn.   The first used one he bought that does not work is sitting in the garden.   The new one he found on sale online recently arrived after a month long delay.  The second used one he bought to use for the month until the new one arrived is also sitting in the garden.   And the third used one he got for parts to fix the second used one he bought is also hanging out in the back of the truck.    


Believe it or not, the lawn mowers are indicators that Lance is doing much better.    He is healthier and happier than he has been for years.    Currently he is teaching keyboarding, business and marketing and career exploration and coaching cross country for Syracuse Arts Academy.     


Chick is working on the phones at Focus, on the hill behind Aunt Linda’s house, on the roof of the hen house and at the stove in my house.   He is our new Sunday chef and I love it.   He attends a Young Single Adult ward in Roy and starts school at  Weber State University on Monday.


Tanah is working her dream job at the Treehouse Children’s Museum.   Years ago it was experiences on the Treehouse’s stage that conquered her stage fright and launched her stage career.   Payback is heaven; she loves her job.    And, speaking of love, at SUU she found her love of drama pinpoints to a love of costuming.   Recently she singlehandedly costumed the entire Highland City Arts production of “Willy Wonka Jr”.   When all is said and done she probably earned $0.32/hour but the experience was priceless and the credit on her resume will pay off.   She plans to submit mission papers in October.


Grace is also working her dream job, in between trips to Florida and Washington State, a state 4-H judging competition, and showing animals for the Weber County Fair.    During youth conference, when she was participating in the B.S.A. (Boy Scouts of America) high adventure ropes course, she so impressed the supervisor that he offered her a job on the spot.  “My summer is pretty full,” she warned him.  “We will work around your schedule,” he promised.   And they have.  Grace flew (on a plane, not by herself…..she is not that good yet!) back to Florida to help her Aunt Nikki drive their five young children to UT.   She worked the B.S.A. job before and after the trip.   Last week she started her senior year in high school and this week she was nominated as a Homecoming Queen candidate.    Her escort will be Esther (the sheep).   It’s not a baaaa-d idea!  (....though that was probably a bad pun….)


Miles is the only unemployed member of the family.   Unemployed but not unoccupied.    He has earned all the merit badges necessary for his Eagle, sans the camping one.    There is some irony there.     Though he has camped well over 20 nights with me, to earn the merit badge he must camp 20 nights with his troop.    There is some merit to that requirement.  His Scoutmaster is an amazing man and requiring Miles to spend time with him will turn out well.   He is an 8th grader now and says the best thing about being an 8th grader is that he is no longer a “sevie”.


It has been a busy summer for me—Southern UT field trip with OPA students, Youth Conference and Girl’s Camp with the Young Women, King’s Peak with Miles, Hamilton, Cooper and the Housleys, a week in Mesa Verde with the Dragos, a contract with Davis County Schools to put an 8th grade science course online, a trip to Washington State for a Noel family reunion, a trip to Denver for an A.V.I.D. (Advancement Via Individual Determination) education conference, and the Spudman Triathlon in Burley, ID with my sister, not to mention weeding and watering a garden.   Upcoming events include a field trip to the Redwoods with 60+ 8th and 9th graders and the “Salt to Saint” bike relay with my sister.    I am still in 8th grade at Ogden Prep.   

Thanks for sharing our summer with us, be it physically or electronically.


Love YOU,
Teresa

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“Lucky!” Miles said last year as he passed a pen at the Fair where multiple ribbons were displayed.   
 
“Lucky, nothing,” I said.   “Those awards represent hard work.”   The Fair is fair; hard work pays off.
 
The 2017 Weber County Fair was fair; fairly fun, fairly successful, fairly intense.
 
This year’s show animals presented a new challenge for us.   Rather than worrying about making weight—lambs must weigh at least 105 lbs. and hogs a minimum of 220 in order to compete—this summer we worked to keep the animals’ weight down.    While there are no maximum weight constraints for show animals, animals that are too heavy do not show well.  They are classified as “over finished” and they finish at the bottom of their competitive classes.    
 
The FFA advisors were at our place bi-weekly weighing the animals.   We adjusted their diets and exercise routines accordingly.    At one point Miles’ pig was put on a beet pulp and oats diet (high in fiber to fill her belly but low in fat and protein to slow down her weight gain) and Grace began running her lamb, up to 2 miles a day.   They worked hard this summer to prepare their animals for the Fair.
 
And the hard work paid off.   On Tuesday of Fair week Miles’ hog weighed 287 lbs. and Grace’s lamb weighed in at 167 lbs.; both were on the heavy end of their respective cohorts but neither’s weight was excessive.
 
There were 16 classes in the hog show with the lightest hogs in the first class and the heaviest hogs in class 16.  Miles showed his hog in class 14.    Time after time, as the judge gave his reasoning for placing certain hogs above others, he cited “flexibility” and “agility” as positive traits and “stiffness” and “rigidity of movement” as reasons for lower placings.
 
I began preparing Miles to receive a red ribbon.   (NOTE:  Fair animals are judged using the Danish system where blue ribbons are given to animals judged to be of excellent quality, red ribbons given to animals that are average and white ribbons signify poor quality.   Typically, in a class of hogs, the top 7-9 will earn blue ribbons and the rest will get red ribbons.)   We nicknamed Miles’ hog Sumo because she looked like a sumo wrestler.   She was extremely broad and well-muscled across her chest and through her thighs, like a sumo wrestler.  She walked like a sumo wrestler too….and sumo wrestlers aren’t known for their agile, fluid movements.
 
Miles did a great job showing Sumo in the ring.   He’d been coached to show the judge Sumo’s front and back view, as those were her strong points, and to avoid displaying her side.    He did such a good job with his assigned task that the judge had to ask Miles to let him see a side view.     The purpose of showmanship is to display an animal’s best qualities and it really does make a difference in how well an animal does in the show ring…..but it is hard to make a sumo wrestler look like a ballerina no matter how good a showman one is….
 
In the market classes, the first hog penned is the hog that places last in the class.   Sumo was not the first hog penned.  Nor was she the second….or third….   Much to my surprise (and joy) she was one of the last two left in the ring.   In fact she placed first in her class and advanced to the division finals where she was named Heavy Weight Division Champion.  She ended up placing 4th overall; 4th of 170 hogs at the Weber County Fair.    It is the highest a Hislop hog has ever placed and Miles was ecstatic.   Hard work paid off.
 
Hard work paid off in the showmanship competition as well.   In the morning the judge evaluates the animals, in the afternoon he evaluates the kids’ ability to show the animals.   Showmanship is a team effort and Miles worked hard to make Sumo his teammate.   They spent up to 30 minutes a day ambling up, down, and around our pasture.   Sumo had a sweet personality and got to the point where she would walk docilely wherever he directed.   As a result, they were selected to compete in the championship showmanship class where Miles was recognized as an elite showman and placed 6th in his age group (grades 6-9).
 
There were thirteen market lamb classes and Grace’s lamb was in class 13.   Heavy weight again.   The lamb placed third in its class and earned a blue ribbon.   Grace earned praise from Mr. Smalley, her FFA advisor.  “There is no way that lamb would have placed as high as it did,” he told her, “if you had not worked so hard with it.”
 
She did work hard with it.   In addition to jogging with it (some people run their dogs….others run their lambs…) she trained it to flex.     As anyone knows who has ever felt a taunt muscle, flexed muscles feel firmer.   In lambs, a firm feel means more muscle and more muscle means more meat which means a higher placing in the market lamb class therefore teaching one’s lamb to flex is a good thing.   Grace taught her lamb to push back when she pushed against it.  Pushing caused flexing and flexing caused firmness.    Whenever the judged touched her lamb (market lambs are largely judged by how they feel), it felt as hard as a rock.      She also made her lamb a teammate. Using only one hand under its chin to guide it, could lead it anywhere she wanted to go.
 
My Grace is a fierce competitor and a gifted showman.   Watching her in the show ring is inspiring…and intense.  Very, very intense.  For almost 45 minutes I could hardly breathe as I watched her compete.   Dead silence in the show ring.   Animals and showman operating as one.    Fiercely  focused.    Ardent.    She was worried that she would not make it into the championship round because there were three experienced, polished showman in her qualifying class.    Not to worry.   She advanced handily to the championship round, was singled out as one of the elite showman at the fair, and ended up placing in the top 10 overall.    “I love showing animals,” she said.  “I love it.”
 
The 2017 Weber County Fair was a wonderful experience for us.   Ribbons, honors, awards….  Some would say we were lucky.   We were blessed—very blessed—it is true.    But it is also true that the Fair is fair.   Hard work works.   

NOTE:  We want to give a huge SHOUT OUT to those who helped make our fair experience so outstanding.   Thank you to the FFA advisors--Ray Smalley, Cheyenne Reid, Cody Zesiger-- and to our 4-H leader--Joe Giordano--for the their countless hours of help and countless words of encouragement.   Thank you to Brian and Terri Douglass (Weber County hog supervisors) for their words of hog wisdom.    And a huge thank you to Les Schwab Tire of Roy for buying Miles' hog and Grace's lamb at the auction and to Weber County Farm Bureau for buying Miles' ;lamb.    And thank you, thank you, thank you to Gary and Elayne Sorenson, Stan and Joyce Brown, and to all the rest of you who so generously supported the kids with monetary boosts. (We won't know who you are until they send the boost checks in October...)